Lo and Behold! It's Christmas time, AGAIN, and no better time to start marketing ridiculous things that will make your Christmas shopping easier than now. So armed with the Y-Que Christmas Buyers Guide you can do some damage to your shopping list right here.
First off, Cheap is Chic: Buying a Christmas Gift does not have to be hurt. Cheap Christmas presents are the new broke, so don't worry about not spending much money.
Numero Dos: Quirkiness is divine. Get things for people that don't make a lick of sense. There is more fun in getting someone a gift that is unexpected.
Thirdly: Things made by people, real people, using their hands and their brains are more interesting than things made by machines and slaves. It won't change the world overnight, but a real person will be able to pay for their own dinner if you buy a thing that was made by hand. Otherwise it is only helping the bottom line of some statistics based corporation. Stop feeding the Pig.