Are you unpopular? Be honest. There's no judging here. Do you feel like people aren't paying enough attention to you? Do you find yourself having to coerce people over to your place with bribes of drinks and candy? Think the only solution is a botched suicide attempt to get people to visit?
Well, not anymore thanks to this Virgin Mary, Mother of God, Holy Toast Stamp! With this bread stamp you can make your own "miracle" appear every time you satisfy a hankering for toast. Religious zealots, creationists, and flat earthers will flock by the thousands to your crappy little apartment to bare witness to the grandeur of your toaster's quasi-transubstantiation trick. Welcome back to popularity - population you!