Never mind what you learned watching Bruce Lee's Fist of Unicorn, rent Legend - Tom Cruise knows a thing or two about unicorns - and so do we!
For instance, those unicorn horns are mighty sharp and for countless millennia enchanted stable boys have relied on these certified magic unicorn bandages to stop the bleeding. After all, nothing sullies the majestic coat of a unicorn more then a Pollack-like splattering of crimson farmhand blood.
So make sure to avoid this common fantasy faux pas by stocking up on these enchanted unicorn bandages today!
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