Doesn't it sometimes seem like real pirates are few and far between these days? This might have something to do with the government's current crackdown on piracy. However, there are unforeseen consequences to the war on piracy. When piracy wanes, swashbuckling waxes.
And where there is swashbuckling there are sure to be open wounds. Blood loss, coupled with rum and scurvy, is a mighty foe indeed. But have no fear, these Jolly Roger bandages will do the drink to stop that bloody buccaneering so pirates can once again plunder with pride!
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