Are ninjas the real ultimate power in the universe? Before you answer ask yourself this - if they are the real ultimate power in the universe, why would they need these totally sweet ninja bandages?
Sure, maybe these totally sweet ninja bandages are for people who think about ninjas all the time but aren't "actually" ninjas themselves. Or maybe, even though ninjas don't need them, the total sweetness is too awesome to resist.
So then the question is - do you think about ninjas all the time or are you a ninja?
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