Jesus Action Figure - Accoutrements

Note: We are currently revamping our action figure line and this item is not currently available for sale online. We will update this Jesus Action figure and inventory status in the near future.

No, no, no... you can't worship FALSE idols. This is perfectly fine. What? You don't believe me? Try it for yourself. You'll be fine. Trust me. I know the Book of the Dead like the back of my hand.

And after a while, don't you get sick of seeing him with spikes fastening him to wood beams?

Besides, this historically-accurate, perfectly to scale replication of our Heavenly Father glides on little plastic wheels. It has little hinges in its elbows so it can wave like a prom queen/pope on a float/popemobile, respectively and respectably.

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That guy never ceases
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