Purchasing one of these shirts grants you the authority to administer personality tests to anyone who approaches you about them, and to pass or fail them as you see fit. If there's really a sucker born every minute, this shirt is the best way to draw them close to you.
"Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your shirt. Would you mind giving me one of your personality tests? I can pay."
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