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Feeling spiritual and satirical? Get the crayolas out of your mouth and onto locally altered Crayons for Jesus coloring book! Naturally creepy images with funny text such as: "The doomed and dying are happiest when lied to. Comfort them with good stories and lemonade," "During the Mass, Catholics everywhere partake of the body of Christ regardless of sex. nationality, or appetite," "The priest has quite a few things to say," "The Eucharist is Christ's invitation to his disciples to drink of his blood and to snack on his flesh," and "Through music, we express the joy we lack in life." Much more! Religion is fun! Use only white crayons!!