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Bacon Bandages - Band Aids Sizzle - Out of Stock

The bald eagle may be the mascot for The United States of America, but the pig is the mascot of the heart.

The pig has given humankind gifts of sausage, pork tripe, ham, and of course bacon, to name only a few. So how might mankind show its collective gratitude to such a benevolent ungulate? Watch Footloose with Kevin Bacon, read Meditations by Francis Bacon, and of course, sport these bacon bandages!

Whether you cut your finger on a can of Vienna sausages or are too anxious to let the bacon finish sizzling and receive a grease burn, make sure these bacon bandages are in your kitchen to compliment your swine-loving lifestyle.


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