There's something we like about sea monkeys. They appeal to our god complex. You bring them to life by mixing a little packet of powder with a little water, you let them swim around and entertain you for a while, and then when you get bored with them you pour them down the drain. Just like god does with us!
If you've been looking for a way to teach your children about how cruel life can be, this could be it. Don't let this chance to dampen their spirits pass you by.
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